Lady At Police Station:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!

Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?

Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House..


*BUSH WAS VISITING SCHOOL. "ANY BODY WANT TO TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS?"
lITTLE ABDULLA " sIR, i HAVE 2 QUESTIONS"
1. Why you attacked Iraq?
2. Where 's Osama?

Bush "intelligent Boy , We will continue after a break".
After the break, Bush " Ok children, where did we stopr? Yes any questions?
Little Johny "Sir I have 3 questions", 1. Why you attacked Iraq? 2. Where's Osama?
and 3. Where is my friend Abdulla..?!


Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the Holidays start?


A 3yr old kid ws tryin2write
Dad-son wat u dng?
Son-wrtin 2my gf
dad-do u knw hw 2write??
Son-no,so wat?
My gf dsnt knw 2 read.Its lov dad,u wnt undrstnd....


Wife: Am always cooking like this means what will i get?
Husband: Soon my LIC amount will get for you.
wife: ????



Wat is guts?
Cmng home at late nite on frnd's bike, & mom waiting outside wit broomstick 2 beat.
u ask, "HI mom! Stil cleaning house ah..!"


Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!


Boy to Gym Coach:
I want to impress a cute Girl, which machine should I use?
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Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.


What is d biggest advantage of studying in the same college where ur Girlfriend is studying?
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1OO% Attendence. :-D


A Lady & Lion were kissing each other inside a Cage in Circus

RingMastr Askd:
Can any1 do it?

Balu:I can,but 1st take d stupid Lion out!



Sir-Why Are You Late?
:
Student-Bike Puncture!
:
Sir-Why Dont You Come By BUS?
:
:
:
Student-Im Not So Rich To Buy A BUS,
Sir!!!!...

son: doctor my mother took ant poison.
doctor: how?
son: she is having a habit of tasting before use.!!!!