SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes

Away.....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE


SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE

ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the

ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........


Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, don't mess with Engineers…

This is a story of four people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Lady At Police Station:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!

Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?

Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House..


*BUSH WAS VISITING SCHOOL. "ANY BODY WANT TO TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS?"
lITTLE ABDULLA " sIR, i HAVE 2 QUESTIONS"
1. Why you attacked Iraq?
2. Where 's Osama?

Bush "intelligent Boy , We will continue after a break".
After the break, Bush " Ok children, where did we stopr? Yes any questions?
Little Johny "Sir I have 3 questions", 1. Why you attacked Iraq? 2. Where's Osama?
and 3. Where is my friend Abdulla..?!


Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the Holidays start?


A 3yr old kid ws tryin2write
Dad-son wat u dng?
Son-wrtin 2my gf
dad-do u knw hw 2write??
Son-no,so wat?
My gf dsnt knw 2 read.Its lov dad,u wnt undrstnd....


Wife: Am always cooking like this means what will i get?
Husband: Soon my LIC amount will get for you.
wife: ????



Wat is guts?
Cmng home at late nite on frnd's bike, & mom waiting outside wit broomstick 2 beat.
u ask, "HI mom! Stil cleaning house ah..!"


Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!


Boy to Gym Coach:
I want to impress a cute Girl, which machine should I use?
.
.
.
.
.
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.


What is d biggest advantage of studying in the same college where ur Girlfriend is studying?
.
.
.
..
.

1OO% Attendence. :-D


A Lady & Lion were kissing each other inside a Cage in Circus

RingMastr Askd:
Can any1 do it?

Balu:I can,but 1st take d stupid Lion out!



Sir-Why Are You Late?
:
Student-Bike Puncture!
:
Sir-Why Dont You Come By BUS?
:
:
:
Student-Im Not So Rich To Buy A BUS,
Sir!!!!...

son: doctor my mother took ant poison.
doctor: how?
son: she is having a habit of tasting before use.!!!!

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.

"What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What! There's no pool here?" "Uh... is this 2263841?"

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns
from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,
I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch
as Cola is virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand...
Totally exhausted and panting.
Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn't realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left..."